Corrupt-a-Wish - Einherjar Version!

You all know how to play this. No explanation is needed.

I wish I didn't have to explain what Einherjar meant so often, because people would take the initiative to look it up themselves!

Granted, but they still pretend not to know and call it "In her jar".

I wish daddy to give me all of his conies.

Granted, but before I give you my cony, I spend them all on other items, and you only get 500 cony.

I wish that [GM]Mike would answer my questions on MSN and in the [GS] Forums!

Granted, but [GM]Mike tells u brb and nv comes back.

I wish my cleric to lvl to 22 soon and have better gears.

Granted, but there is a rollback and you lose everything and your cleric is still lvl 21.

I wish that I had Mod capabilities here lawlz

Granted, but me and sana make shari turn us into mods too and we ban you XD

I wish I could lvl nana and not be so content on lvling my cleric yufie so much >< so close to lvl 31! xD

Granted but then you find out that lvling your main will be arduous work and you get bored and quit, and then beg me to quit as well.

I wish that I had more free drinks on my local coffee shop's drink card!

Granted, but u drop it and some noob picked it up
I wish sis would come up with better names

Granted, but that name is JetteRulez.

I wish that I wasn't so addicted to Double Chocolate Brownie icecream. >__<

Granted, but only Double Chocolate Brownie ice cream is in the stores.
I wish daddy won't spam so much and let me spam instead >__<.

Granted, but after I allow you to spam, Shari bans you for life for being newbert.

I wish my feet didn't hurt so bad after working a full shift in the pharmacy. >__<

Granted, but instead now your feets hurts while you sit..
I wish I don't have to work.. >__<

Granted but then you are a bum and you live in a cardboard box.

I wish I had a giant Hamster Ball that I could run around in! xD

Granted, but when u step in it broke..
I wish I can eat everything i want and not get fat

Granted, but you eat the other guildies.

I wish someone else would post in this thread so it doesn't seem like sana and I are powerposting. >.<

Granted, but none can keep up with your spamming.
I wish I had a new back, this one is killing me. >_>

Granted, but u break ur new back too..
I wish I don't hhave to go to school..

Granted, but you work at McDonalds your whole life and hate it.

I wish the bottom of my laptop didn't burn my legs. XD

Granted, but instead ur leg gets burned by the stove. (lolz poor daddy)
I wish i can buy lottery tickets without showing my id.

Granted, but you lose on every last one of them, and go broke.

I wish that if a noob swore in town, multicliented, or did something else thats not allowed, they would just ban themselves, saving me the trouble of reporting them..

Granted, that didnt work too well cause ncony are newbs.
I wish my class are shorter.

Granted but since you are required to be at least 8 hours of school you get more boring classes

I wish I had moar coneh cuz I wasted my whole life savings on this Slave Guild Dx

Granted, but you spend all your conies on act23 pis..
I wish I dont lag so much.

Granted, but Jette is still newb

I wish I had an extension on my project >_<;;

Granted, but then you end up not working on it at all, and get an F on it in the long run.

I wish I had an actual desk. All I gots is a table > .<