Corrupt-a-Wish - Einherjar Version!

Granted, but someone steals her tires.

I wish my room had more sunlight so I could put plants in it.

Granted, but too much sunlight killed your plants.

I wish I know how to work my blackberry.

Granted, but then you drop it by accident and your brother steps on it.

I wish I had programs to make sigs and banners.

Granted, but the programs contain a virus

I wish my wrist stopped hurting ._.

Granted. but your ankles starts to hurt.

I wish I know what plans to choose for my blackberry. >_____<

Granted, but you chose the most expensive ones

I wish 4pm would come sooner

Granted, but it passed before you know it.

I wish a certain someone to read their stupid messages before posting it. (lolz its not anyone here)

Granted, but they just read it over a few times without changing it.

I wish I had more free-play vouchers for the local casino.

Granted, but you lost them on the bus.

I wish people would stop putting stopstealing as their wifi names when they are password protected.

Granted, but now you have to work on another paper

I wish I was better at eating breakfast

Granted, you sleep for 24 hours. But when you wake up, you find yourself on an island.... All alone (How did you get there? O.o )

I wish the next few days will go by fast....Too much sad memories

Granted, but the next days after that will be really slow..

I wish to be always in good health

Granted, you play it for 48 hours straight and are finally able to beat it. Then you sleep for a whole week.......

I wish the weekend was here already

Granted, you are sick again, not still

I wish I knew how to put this idea for a poem to words

Granted, now your legs hurt

I wish I didnt wake up this early on a day off

Granted, but you fail the next 3 tests

I wish the weather will be good next week

Granted but after that week it gets to be -20*C at night and 45*C in the day.

I wish that I understood the admin controls on the Pantheon Guild forum. >_>

Granted, though you are banned from your own forum O.o

I wish my shoulder would stop hurting

Granted, your shoulders fell off so no more pain.

I wish Janine doesn't hurt me for corrupting her wish D:

Granted, I'll just tell someone else to hurt you =P

I wish people would check their email and answer me already

Granted, they answer with an "?"

I wish i can be more mature as person

Granted, but now people think you are ancient. O.o

I wish people wont spam my msn this week. I wont be online, but when I log back in, I will read it all..........

Granted. All noobs esploded. You are now free of noobs.


I wish I could get Real life commissions for my art. T-T

Granted, but you phail at games now

I wish I could go to sleep

Granted, but a big thunderstorm wakes you up after an hour.

I wish I knew the time during the day that Dragonica will open, so I don't have to repeatedly try to sign in.


300 posts? This is madness!