Five Word Story - Einherjar Version!

The rules of this game are simple.. your post will be a total of five words, that will connect with the previous post to continue a story. This is fun, and it's usually a pretty active game.

I'll start.


One day, a newb was

spamming all caps in Pantheon

annoying everyone in Town, so

Mike looked for his banhammer.

Mike, anger showing on his

face, couldn't find the banhammer.

So he decided to use

an large log, to beat

down on the newb and

he sent them away to

the Noob Jail, where a

Sakurai is being imprisoned at

the 20th floor. When a

loud noise came from amongst

a stash of panda hats.

Looking frightened, the noob turned

towards the stash of witch

hats, and hid under one

with a big pink feather

to escape the angry mob of

fat noobs who are trying

to collect broken heart eggshells

that was stolen by the

mischeivous dark lord Darth Loki

who was really a child