Corrupt-a-Wish - Einherjar Version!

Granted, but you wouldn't have any tables, just ur desk.

I wish the guild was a little more active (no one's on when i am).

Granted, but then everyone quits, including the guild leader, who got banned, so you're stuck there until you pay 100k to get out yourself.


I wish I could draw like Aya, she's awesome >w<

Granted, but you sprain your hand, so you can't draw

I wish pi was back T___T;

Granted, but they are even more newbs
I wish i dont have to wake up early tomorrow again >.<

Granted, but even at proper working capacity it is slower than NCONY's development process.

I wish the Dragonica Website would post the definite time of arrival for Closed Beta!

Granted, but it turns out that it won't be released for another 6 months

I wish I had someone to huggle

Bigfoot? D<

>_> Granted, your neck starts feeling twisted

I wish I had a cookie

Granted, but the bottom of the cookie is severely burnt.

I wish I had another tower for my CDs.

Granted, but it never stands up straight and all your CDs fall and break

I wish my camera would charge up faster DX

Granted, you get better but get sick again the next day.

I wish my passport would come sooner

Granted, but the information is all incorrect.

I wish my parents would let me buy some swords for wall decor! >O

Granted, but legal age to buy knives rises to 30

I wish people stop stalking me? >__<

Granted, but then no one talks to you and it is like you are invisible.

I wish I had the resources to put a new rug in my room.

Granted, but all the rugs are sold out and won't have anymore until next year.

I wish my cooking gets better.

Granted, but you can only cook weird dishes that no one will eat, like glazed bull testicles.

I wish that my hair was easier to maintain.

Granted, you shave it off.

I wish I got to school on time tomorrow xD;

Granted, but school was closed, and you are stuck outside the doors in the cold.

I wish I had a pair of black cargo pants. >__<

Granted, but you accidentally get bleach on them while you're washing them

I wish I did not have a headache

Granted, but you have cramps instead.

I wish to pick on newbs.

Granted, but they rebel against you

I wish dinner was almost ready *drool*

Granted, but its everything you hate.

I wish noobs would stop asking stupid questions.

Granted, they ask questions you can't answer, so you look like a noob too

I wish this sauce on my nachos wasn't so spicy TwT;;

Granted, but it's now squirrel gravy.

I wish my Pharmacy Technicians made more money for all the work we do.

Granted, but the surgeon drops his scalpel into her leg and she gets MRSA (methicillan-resistant Staphylococcus aureus).

I wish it was Friday already.

Granted, but all roads get closed down so you can't go anywhere

I wish my mom's car had its brakes fixed soon so I can get my G2